5 Social Networking sites that should never ever ever be made.

There are currenly 1 trillion and 4 social networking websites, growing by about 829.345 per day *. If there is one thing that we don’t need more of, it’s social networks. Unfortunately, the flood of new sites is not even slowing. They are all for different people, or have different ideas/twists to them, to make themselves stand out. Some of these ideas are pretty bad, like weight loss networks and such, but here are some ideas that should NEVER EVER EVER see the light of day. Developers trying to get an idea for a site: shut your eyes right now…

Poopr: Ahh yes, poopr, not my idea, but it’s worthy of the list. Basically, you can track your, umm, droppings. You track their weight, color, and smelliness, then track the changes in a AJAX interface. You can also track your freinds poops and ‘Poop-Poke’ them if they haven’t gone for awhile. The system is connected to an advanced laxitive distribution system, so you always have it when you need it most…

WakeUpr: The alarm clock social networking system. Your freinds vote on what time you wake up. It could be 4am, or it could be 10pm, you never know. Your freinds can also record a wakeup noise. Hours of endless fun, just think about it. A gunshot at 3am, fire alarm at 4am, telephone at 5am. It’s the most fun way to lose all your freinds!

MafiaNetwrk: MafiaNetwrk is just like Myspace or facebook, but with a twist. When one of your MafiaNetwrk freinds makes you mad, or just doesn’t post enough, instead of merely poking them, you can have the mafia go after them. Wage real life virtual wars with all your freinds. Unlike with most social networks, the fewer freinds you have, the better. Just, don’t make anybody mad…

Totally legit, non-monitoring, music downloads site (Brought to you by the RIAA): Who doesn’t like a good music piracy site (other than me), this one features lots of songs, all you have to do is fill in your email address, house address, phone number, and real name. Great! You’ll be on your way to music in minutes, and jail in hours.

MS Network: A brown, gooey, incredibly ugly social network. All your contacts randomly dissapear every 20 minutes. It is slow and crashes the browser a lot … wait, this one’s real!

*Statistics not real

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