StupidFilter – no moor im speke plz

Many internet citizens (or should I say, smelly dudes who live with their moms and have never actually spoken to a girl) often like to post totally idiotic flamebait in forums to make themselves feel better, I’m sure we’ve all noticed, that alone takes the average IQ of the internet down a few notches. There has got to be some high tech solution to prevent the millions of “u r a moran, get a ****ing brane and stfu” comments from clogging our precious tubes like large poops in a toilet. Thankfully, some American scientists have developed a filter that looks for keywords used in IM speak, words spelled wrong, and the phrase “Microsoft r00les” to determine if the poster ‘voted for Bush’ (that’s liberal for ‘is an idiot’).

Ok, so it probably won’t filter Microsoft Fanboys, Apple Bashers, RIAA takedown notices, or Dvorak (unfortunately, but ok, he’s getting better), but it’s a step in the right direction. Of course, the idiot complain that this violating their right to free speech and whatnot, but hey, take an extra second to spell things right, and you’re all set.

Ok, now to help the internet-ville town idiots with their real life problems. 1: Get a house, 2: Get a life, 3: Get a mac, 4: Get a wife. There, that even rhymed!

Digg Link: http://digg.com/software/StupidFilter_Time_to_Fight_Back_the_Imbeciles/

PS. I’m snotty now. Good? Bad? Comments please!

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