UPDATE: Coverage after break, to clean up the front page.

7:20 PM EST: Just heard the most anoying jingle ever, and from Garmin too…

7:22 PM EST: Y’know, there are more ads than actual show here … thank god.
7:25 PM EST: Umm, ok, slow motion of a whole bunch of guys on top of each other, looks so wrong…

7:28 PM EST: Dancing lizards … what … the hell … are they advertising? Ah, Life Water … right.

7:30 PM EST: I’ve been watching for 15 minuts now and i’m already bored, is this game anything more than a bunch of big dudes slamming into eachother trying to get their quarter back?

7:34 PM EST: Pats are winning … I think. The Fox header stats thing sucks…

7:35 PM EST: These guys should try gymnastics or something, they’re all flexible and stuff, I almost expect them to just break out and do some flips or something…

7:38 PM EST: Is the announcer guy speaking english? I don’t understand a word he’s saying. I think he should be all like “And then some guy crashed into some other guy and they fell down”

7:40 PM EST: Why is it called football anyway? All they use their feet for is kicking eachother, it should be called handball … or tackleball …

7:43 PM ESt: T-mobile ad … mildly funny … the ads kinda suck so far…

7:45 PM EST: Lol, Justin Timberlake getting hit in the balls by a mailbox pole, me likee

7:46 PM EST: Are they greenscreening the field? Now that is something I can get excited about.

7:47 PM EST: Y’know, I’m really only watching the game so I can live blog it, I am sooo bored…

7:49 PM EST: This would look good in HD…

7:50 PM EST: THEY ARE GREENSCREENING WITH THE FIELD! They could be using it for a lot more than just markers and such…

7:52 PM EST: “Out of bounds at the first dow on the 42 yard line”. Translation: “Some guy ran off the field with the ball”

7:55 PM EST: Took a bathroom break, what’d I miss? Ah … nothing…

7:55 PM EST: Wow, an ad make nascar actually look exciting .. how did they do that?

7:57 PM EST: Lol, HDDVD ad, it sounded like a plea to me, face it guys, you lost. Actually, I find the blu-ray – hddvd war far more exciting than the super bowl

7:59 PM EST: Half Time! Instead of actually showing the presentation, Fox decided to show a bunch of old guys talking about the game so far, thanks Fox…

8:00 PM EST: Something about gas on the big runs… what, you can hear it when they fart? Sweet…

8:03 PM EST: Really weird Comcast HD ad, old lady singing some song that sounds strangely familiar in response to her sons comments about Comcast HD…

8:06 PM EST: Ok, finally, the half time show, featuring some band that sounds strangely familiar, not related to the strangely familiar song in the comcast ad.

8:07 PM EST: Ooh, lasers, spotlights, and pyrotechnics. This is the coolest part of the super bowl…

8:09 PM EST: Why do they always have the old bands at the super bowl anyway? Why never a modern band? Didn’t they have paul mcartney a couple years ago?

8:10 PM EST: It looks like they’re taped a peice of red celophane over the camera … I guess this band likes red… ooh, now everything is blue… even, could it be, blue candles in the audience?

8:11 PM EST: Oh, just incase anybody is madly trying to twitter me or something, not on twitter right now…

8:13 PM EST: Why is there a giant black hole in the middle of the audience?

8:17 PM EST: How is it that in 5 minutes the stadium goes from a brightly lit football field with the entire audience sitting in their seats, to a giant concert with a stage, lights, and a bunch of the audience ‘moshing’ on the field?

8:20 PM EST: “Fox would like to thank you for watching the half time show” Umm, you’re welcome, did I, like, have a choice?

8:23 PM EST: I still can’t get over these daytona ads, they make it seem so intense, when it’s actually just a bunch of guys driving in circles for a couple hours…

8:24 PM EST: Game is back. Don’t care. Ads are still lame…

8:26 PM EST: Ok, there have literally been no ad so far that I would vote for on YouTube…

8:29 PM EST: Game update: Pats still winning by 4. Now another bathroom break…

8:32 PM EST: Back. Still nothing. Nothing. Same score, and no better ads..

8:35 PM EST: Cars.com ad: Mildly funny. Salesforce.com ad: Not funny. Vitamin Water ad: Not Funny. Daytona ad: false.

8:36 PM EST: Y’know, wordpress really sucks for live-blogging…

8:38 PM EST: Ok, the Bud Light cave man ad was funny…

8:40 PM EST: /me has no idea what is going on. All I see is a bunch of people cheering at guys slamming into eachother…

8:42 PM EST: Fox owns myspace right, or, the people who own fox own myspace… something like that. They where just advertising myspace super bowl ads, as opposed to Youtube or Hulu (which are no doubt way better/less ugly)

8:44 PM EST: Nobody has scored a point since I started watching more than an hour and a half ago, boooring…

8:46 PM EST: Announcers are ragging on the pats for not ‘finding their rhythm’. Come on, their winning, don’t be complaining…

8:47 PM EST: Pats ALMOST scored a touchdown…

8:47 PM EST: WallE ad, GO STEVE! Now, time for an apple ad, any day now…

8:48 PM EST: Some pats guy is limping, not surprised, this game is violent! Am … am I sounding like grandma?

8:50 PM EST: Wondering if anybody is actually reading this…

8:52 PM EST: Big pile of guys… I do not wanna be on the bottom of that…

8:54 PM EST: Baby using eTrade, now that’s a well trained baby, he can barf on queue?

8:56 PM EST: Some of these guys are doing ‘Keaton moves’, where they trip over the ball and fall flat on their face … trust me, not fun…

8:58 PM EST: Kinda realizing that i’ve actually gotten more serious about covering the game since I started this, I ran out of football jokes :p

9:00 PM EST: Ok, it’s nine, is it over yet?

9:05 PM EST: Ok, blonde joke. A guy brings his blonde girlfreind to the game. At the end of the game he asks her how it was. She says “It was fine, but I don’t get what’s the big deal about 20 cents”.”What do you mean?” The guy asks, confused. “Well, the guys flip a coin at the beginning, then for the rest of the game they run around and yell ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’”.

9:06 PM EST: COKE ad, with Stewie Griffin! I don’t get it… Last years where way better…

9:10 PM EST: Dad’s here, and he actually knows what he’s talking about, whew…

9:12 PM EST: TOUCH DOWN GIANTS! CRAP! They’re ahead…

9:14 PM EST: Another Coke ad that I don’t understand…

9:15 PM EST: Been watching for 2 hours now *snore*

9:18 PM EST: The pats have 10 minutes to score 4 points or they lose, eep (I’m from Massachusetts, therefore, if the pats lose today, everybody is gonna be depressed at school tomorrow)

9:21 PM EST: Before today, I though Tom Brady was an actor, heh :p

9:24 PM EST: Another eTrade baby ad… how did they do that?

9:26 PM EST: 15 guy pileup!

9:27 PM EST: HAH! Dad is yelling at the TV :p

9:29 PM EST: Everybody is shouting at eachother, then crashing into eachother at high speeds, then shouting again… exciting…

9:30 PM EST: Bud Light: Great Ads, Awful Beer (according to dad)

9:31 PM EST: Ads suck so far, y’kno, this would be the perfect time for an apple ad… umm, apple, that was your queue…

9:35 PM EST: 4 minutes left, 4 points behind…

9:38 PM EST: Wait, Super Bowl 42? It’s the meaning of the universe… umm, so either the meaning of the universe is “Giants” or “Patriots”… err

9:40 PM EST: SOO close to a touchdown … dunno which team though.. 2:45 left

9:41 PM EST: It’s nail-biting time…

9:43 PM EST: TOUCHDOWN PATS! They’re in the lead by 3 points. W00t!

9:45 PM EST: Song I recognaise from Guitar Hero III is playing in the background … ohh, It’s ‘Welcome to the Jungle”, cool

9:46 PM EST: 2 Minutes left in the game, Giants 4 points behind, Dad is literally biting his nails, and banning us from talking :p Intense.

9:48 PM EST: Some fat guy dancing in an ad with jumper cables on his nipples … huh?

9:51 PM EST: Ugh, their showing super bowl history again…

9:53 PM EST: A minute left! Looking really good for the pats…

9:54 PM EST: This is getting like, even more violent. These guys are just SLAMMING into eachother. OUCH!

9:55 PM EST: Still have absolutely no idea what is going on, all I know is the pats are winning with 40 seconds to go.

9:56 PM EST: TOUCHDOWN GIANTS AGAIN! CRAP! 35 Seconds left…

9:57 PM EST: I didn’t think I could actually get excited about football, but, man, this is close.

10:00 PM EST: The game is supposed to be over by now, but it’s still on, 20 seconds for the pats to win. Everybody is spitting like mad, I thought it was only in baseball where it was normal to spit like a camel

10:01 PM EST: WHOA! That pats guy was SOO close… 10 seconds left, this is it.

10:03 PM EST: GIANTS WIN! N000000OOOOOOoooooo…… Wait, 1 second left … yeah right, that’ll make a difference, that’s just adding insult to injury or whatever…

10:05 PM EST: It’s over, that’s too bad, really don’t care that much, school tomorrow is gonna be depressing… Now heading to YouTube to re-check the ads…